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Monday, June 8, 2009
Republicans form secret Baghead Coalition
The Bagheads recently organized as a counter force to the RNC. They meet secretly with a bag over their heads and hold secret meetings at night. The preferred vehicle of the Baghead is the Hummer H1 sporting a Confederate Battle flag.
The Bagheads don't wear the bags to intimidate blacks or Hispanics. They wear them because they are embarrassed to be Republican. And for good reason: the GOP sucks. The organization has a structure similar to the old Klu Klux Klan.
Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele has been roundly criticized by the Bagheads for his first 100 days in office. A member of the newly formed Baghead Coalition told Rightardia News that when the RNC had met in an extraordinary special session, it approved a resolution re-branding Democrats as 'marching toward socialism.” It is believed there are some secret dissident Bagheads even on the RNC. The Bagheads wanted Democrats to be called the Democrat Socialist party.
Would such a resolution force RNC Chairman Michael Steele to use that label when talking about Democrats in all his speeches and press releases, one Baghead member replied: “Who cares?”
This pretty much sums up the attitude some members of the Bagheads have toward the RNC chairman who they call Obama Jr.
Why the Bagheads are embarrassed
According to Chuck Todd, MSNBC, Chief White House correspondent, things for the Republicans are very bad. It is worse than just about any Republican, even a Baghead, wants to admit.
The GOP is now defined by symbolic symbolic social issues rather than by limited government, personal freedom and a strong national defense.
The GOP made no progress on limiting government in their four years of total control from 2002 to 2006. During the Bush presidency the government expanded wildly.
Programs such as the Medicare prescription drug plan, the creation of the Department of Homeland Security, and the nationalization of airport security, expanded the reach of government. Under Republican rule, the government got bigger and more intrusive. This stimulated the formation of the Baghead Coalition.
GOP interference at the state and national level with the Michael Schiavo family tragedy to the various conservative-led state bans on gay marriage, the Republicans did little to expand personal freedoms and looked more like the party trying to take freedoms away. The news media began to call the GOP, the Party of No. The Obama campaign responded with 'Yes we can!'
Then there's national defence. The Iraq failures hurt the GOP’s historical advantage on national security.
In fact, President Obama has already had some successes on the foreign policy front during his presidency which could overcome the GOP stereotype on national security created during the Carter presidency.
So the GOP has a long way to go. The Bagheads are very aware of this problem.
The Baghead agenda
Nearly 60 per cent of the GOP wants a move to the right that is represented by Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney and the Bagheads. With the GOP support of corporatism, militarism and affluent Americans, a move father to the right would be dangerously close to fascism when you add a pinch of ultra-nationalism and mix it with racism.
Many Democrats believe that the Bagheads are a fascist organization. These are same people who call Democrats socialist. “Only a fascist would call a Democrat a socialist,” said Paul Begala. Would Republicans want the Democrats to re-brand then as the Republican Fascist Party? Such name calling was not effective in the general election.
The Bagheads would actually relish being called the Republicans Fascist Party. “What's wrong with being called a Republican Fascist?” said the leader of the Bagheads, the Grand Baghead.
“Admittedly fascism had some set backs in Europe, but the movement is alive and well in the US. Just listen to Rush Limbaugh and you will know what I mean.”
Unlike the Europe where most of the fascists were defeated in World War 2, the right in the US laid low in World War 2. Many of these Bagheads have naive views about war and have no or limited military experience. Democrats call these Republicans who never served in the armed forces 'chicken hawks.'
Bagheads despise the RNC
Another RNC resolutions — to urge Republican lawmakers to reject earmarks and to commend them for opposing “bailouts and reckless spending bills” — are also on the agenda, which the Baghead Coalition supports. Of course, earmarks are another symbolic issue for the GOP. About .5 per cent of the federal budget is for Congressional earmarks.
But another resolution, language that would have denounced Sen. Arlen Specter, a Republican turned Democrat, and Republican Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins for voting for President Obama’s stimulus package has been dropped. This has infuriated the Bagheads.
Steele didn’t want the special session to be held at all. The RNC will hold its regular summer meeting in July, and all matters could have waited until then. But the special session is being viewed by some in the party as a Baghead “comeuppance” for Steele and an implied criticism of his performance and behavior in his first 100 days in office.
A vote of “no confidence” in Steele — is not being contemplated because Steele’s Baghead opponents in the RNC have already won a major victory by forcing him to accept greater controls on how he spends party funds.
The Grand Baghead refers to Micheal Steele as Obama, Jr, a term coined by David Duke, the white supremacist. They are working behind the scenes to oust him with someone who is a little more white, uptight and out of sight. They refer to this Baghead stealth candidate with the codename, 'the Tampon.'
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