I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the
principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I
shall strictly adhere to the following:
I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this
country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.
I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this
country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights
by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.
I will forswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and
respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism,
and socialism at public town halls.
Also, I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will
abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and
services including but not limited to the following:
*Social Security
*Medicare/Medicaid
*State Children's Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
*Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
*US Postal Service
*Roads and Highways
*Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
*The US Railway System
*Public Subways and Metro Systems
*Public Bus and LightRail Systems
*Rest Areas on Highways
*Sidewalks
*Public libraries
*All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal
senate appropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf)
*Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower,
dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
*Public and State Universities and Colleges
*Public Primary and Secondary Schools
*Sesame Street
*Public TV and NPR
*Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
*Public Museums
*Public Parks and Beaches
*State Parks
*Public Zoos
*Unemployment Insurance
*Municipal Garbage, Water and Recycling Services
*Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local,
State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
*Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any
Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
*Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro
(Nazi-NASA Inventions)
*Use of the Internet, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET
was the basis for subsequent computer networking
*Foodstuffs, Meats, Milk, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With,
Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government
Subsidies
*Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That
Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forgo my
VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care. I will not use my VA education or mortgage benefits. I will not apply for a VA disability that is service connected under any circumstances or use a VA hospital to cure my service connected illness, disease or condition. I will tear up any disability checks I receive from the VA.
I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in
Washington, D.C.
I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the
following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
*Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American
History
*The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
*The government-operated Statue of Liberty
*The Grand Canyon and other national parks
*The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
*The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington
National Cemetery which was formerly the estate of Robert E. Lee.
*All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in
Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forgo their government
salary and government-provided health care.
I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist
military of the United States of America.
I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE,
Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon,
Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are
paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.
I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI,
CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their
socialist employees.
Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social
Security checks.
Upon reaching age 65, I will forgo Medicare and pay for my own private
health insurance until I die.
SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR
______________.
___________________________ ___________________________
Signed Printed Name/Town and State
source:
From: "pappy" <pappy@invalid.org>
Newsgroups: alt.politics
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 2010 22:52:59 -0400
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