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Monday, September 10, 2012

Mario Piperni: Chuck Norris, Arakansas ditto head


Chuck Norris said that if President Obama is re-elected it will lead ‘to a thousand years of darkness.’ 

Conan O’Brien said, "If Mitt Romney wins, it will lead to four years of extreme whiteness.” 

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Chuck Norris: Obamacare would have killed Baby Jesus

In a column published at the conservative Human Events blog earlier this week, Chuck Norris suggested that if a government-run health care plan had existed in Bethlehem at the time of Jesus' birth, the shame of Mary's "out-of-wedlock" pregnancy would have pushed her into aborting her child.

Norris wrote:

Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? 

What if that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy? 

Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind if their parents had been as progressive as Washington's wise men and women!

Rightardia: Norris' comments are ludicrous and historians would scoff at him for being 'present minded.' The ancient world was very different than today and infant mortality in Rome at the time of Christ was about 28 per cent. There are also some phrases in the Bible that suggest a that cultic infanticide was practiced in ancient Israel.

The strongest evidence (omitted above) lies in Ex 22:28-29. I reproduce the two verse below:
מלאתך ודמעך לא תאחר
בכור בניך תתן־לי
כן תעשה לשרך לצאנך
שבעת ימים יהיה עם־אמו ביום השמיני תתנו־לי

This clause is probably a metaphorical allusion to the following:
“You shall give me your first-born son;
Such shall you do with your ox(en), (and) with your flocks:
Seven days will he be with his mother, (but) on the eighth day you shall give (him) to me.”




Did Herod actually kill babies and children in Bethlehem around the time of Jesus' birth? There is no evidence that the 'Massacre of the Innocents' really happened. Herod was an unpopular king and was capable of this.

Wikipedia suggests the story in Gospel of Matthew 2:16-18 may really be about Herod's the murder of his two sons. The story is not mentioned by the contemporary Jewish historian Josephus, nor in the other gospels, nor in the early apocrypha.
 

source: http://rawstory.com/2009/12/norris-obamacare-killed-jesus/ 


source: http://faculty.biu.ac.il/~barilm/infant.html


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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Birther Texas Ranger

Chuck Norris wrote in his blog:

I'm writing you because this is no longer a matter merely about proving you meet a presidential prerequisite in the Constitution. Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision that is enabling the "birther" controversy. The nation you are called to lead is experiencing a growing swell of conspirators who are convinced that you are covering up something. So why not just prove them wrong and shut them up?

I agree with CNN's Lou Dobbs, who was chastised by his own media outlet for demanding the release of your original birth certificate. Why was that such a bad request?

Rightardia comment: Why is this obsolete birth certificate be anybody's business besides Obama's? Why should Obama want to reveal private information to right wing nut jobs? George W. Bush never released his military service records.

Enjoy the Birther Texas Ranger video!



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