Saturday, August 10, 2013
Rand Paul call first dog, Bo, uppity
The details are murky, but somehow the brazen Rand Paul stormed his way into the White House. He was greeted by the first dog, Bo, who promptly urinated on his trousers.
This angered Rand Paul, who said, Bo, a Portuguese water dog, was an undocumented illegal. Paul also claimed the dog was 47 per cent black like Obama. Bo is a black dog with white paws.
Paul said Bo was an uppity dog who needed to go to back to obedience school.
The White House declined comment.
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Posted by Eric Elder at 8:34 AM