Friday, July 27, 2012

The knight errant, Mittens, visited Londonium yesterday

Mittens said churlish things about the realm and the city's great Olympic games. 

The right honorable mayor the Londinium sent the errant knight packing.

Boris Johnson, the Mayor proclaimed:

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat President Obama!

Boris added:

We don't know what sort of wood this errant knight was cut form, but it wasn't presidential timber!


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