Urantian Sojourn: Michele Bachman goes Goth

 Michele Bachman''s new Goth disguise

Huffington Post’s Nick Wing reported Wednesday that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently announced her opposition to the Transportation Security Administration’s(TSA) full-body scanners, due to worries that after being screened, “naked pictures” of herself could somehow end up on the Internet . . .

According to Minn Post, Bachmann planned on “opting out” of such security procedures in order to avoid the possibility that such “disgusting images" could end up online.”

Aw, cmon, Michele, your body isn't that bad even after you weaned your five children! 

Bachmann’s spokesperson distributed the above photograph of her in a “Goth” disguise to the Tea Party goers. The Congresswoman felt would make it “…virtually impossible” for her many “socialist enemies” to recognize her.

Ms Emily Beachem, who attended the Tea and Fritter Party, thought the Congresswoman’s tatts were “awesome,” and vowed to put them on the internet as soon as she got home.

The Tea Partier also said that Jesse James had called Bachmann when he saw her new look and wanted a date.

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