Rightardia has sent urgent emails to both NASA and SETI to use all avlaiable communications channels to contact the flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), the one true god.
The FSM created the universe with a 'big bang" with another FSM.
The earth was created when the FSM landed on it and relieved itself creating the oceans, the firmament and life itself.
Rightardia believes the FSM is more powerful than the Evangelical God that Sarah Palin has invoked. Our God is based on science not religious authoritarianism and books written by Bronze Age savages.
Rightardia also prays that the FSM returns to the Earth in December when Obama repeals the Estate Tax. We are praying for a rapture in which the FSM liberates America from 144,000 billionaires and millionaires. This will make trickle down economics works as the federal government harvests billions in Estate Taxes from the bloated assets of America's most affluent people.
Amen.
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