Rick Perry gets "The Call."

Many evangelicals and fundamentalists think they have put their fates in God's hands and feel they are following the plan God has for them.

Wirehead, out technical editor,  worked with a pleasant fundamentalist women who started showing up to work late and got fired.

She took a stoic view of her predicament and said that her present job was not part of God's plan for her.

Rick Perry thinks he knows God's plan for him.

Rick Perry stated:

But I’m getting more and more comfortable every day that this is what I’ve been called to do. This is what America needs.”

When a conservative politician starts talking about The Call, you know he or she is serious about running for office.

Perry is hardly the first to receive a presidential summons from the heavens. George W. Bush said God had made clear that He wanted GW Bush to become commander in chief.

Rightardia suspects Bush may have been talking to Satan based on the mess he created in the Middle East and the torture under the guise of enhanced interrogation techniques.

Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain have also said they are running at God’s behest. In contrast, Mike Huckabee explained that his decision not to run for president was based on God’s guidance.

What is all of the God talk about?  Essentially, Republicans are trying to fire up evangelicals and fundamentalists who helped propel GW Bush into the presidency.

source: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/07/20/rick-perry-in-2012-run-for-president-latest-pol-to-claim-god-s-guidance.html

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Pastor Terry Jones is a good example of how far the fundamentalists and evangelicals have wandered from the original teachings of Jesus.

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Times of India: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes

Apr 19, 2010, 11.50pm IST

BEIRUT: A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries.  A cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran, a city of 12 million inhabitants.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday.

"There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future.

Some experts have even suggested Iran should move its capital to a less seismically active location. Tehran straddles scores of fault lines, including one more than 50 miles (80 kilometers) long, though it has not suffered a major quake since 1830.

In 2003, a powerful earthquake hit the southern city of Bam, killing 31,000 people, which was about a quarter of that city's population.

"A divine authority told me to tell the people to make a general repentance. Why? Because calamities threaten us," said Sedighi, Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.


Referring to the violence that followed last June's disputed presidential election, he said, "The political earthquake that occurred was a reaction to some of the actions (that took place). And now, if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. ... So let's not disappoint God."

Ahmadinejad made his quake prediction two weeks ago but said he could not give an exact date. He acknowledged that he could not order all of Tehran's 12 million people to evacuate. "But provisions have to be made. ... At least 5 million should leave Tehran so it is less crowded," the president said.

Minister of Welfare and Social Security Sadeq Mahsooli said prayers and pleas for forgiveness were the best "formulas to repel earthquakes."

"We cannot invent a system that prevents earthquakes, but God has created this system and that is to avoid sins, to pray, to seek forgiveness, pay alms and self-sacrifice," Mahsooli said.
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Homosexual activists discover gay and lesbian marriage loophole

This discovery will undoubtedly laed to more legislation on the part of evangelicals and conservatives to 'close the gay loophole.'


Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage

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Snap or Jelly bracelets are driving the fundies crazy

Christian right wing groups claim that girls are wearing snap bracelets that indicate how far they will go. Is this 'spin the bottle' on steroids?

In Snap, if a boy breaks a jelly bracelet off a girl's wrist, he gets the particular sexual reward indicated by the color of that bracelet.

Christian fundamentalist are having a cow over these bracelets.


Email excerpt contributed by Sharon P., 4 Dec. 2003:

Subject: Colored Bracelets and our Children! A MUST READ!
For any of you that have children... please read! Well there was a story on KMOV and the link is at the bottom. I would have never thought this but the times are definitely changing! Read the story..
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To all of my Concerned Christian Crew (CCC):
Please take time to read. Just another reason why the Bible directs us to ALWAYS pray.
Have you heard about the bracelets that have been banned in the middle school in O'Fallon. 

I did a show on it last night because 75% of our kids go to Fulton Middle School and their school was featured on Channel 4 Wednesday night for the principal banning them. The young girls have been wearing colored jelly bracelets. Each color indicates the sexual favors they will perform. I had no idea this was going on...so last night...after confirming all of the facts with KMOV Channel 4 television station....I did a show on it. 

After researching the story....I found out that this began in Florida and is now spreading nationwide. The kids confirmed that they knew about the bracelets and even educated me what each color means.

The Blue is Oral
The red is no condom
Black is with a condom
Red & Black is a 69 position
Pink is.....licking butt
Green is..upper body only

Can you believe these are our 11-13 year olds.

The colors vary widely by region as you can see in this 'Official Snap Chart.' 

source: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_jelly_bracelets.htm and http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2003_snap.html


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