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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

HuffPost's QuickRead: Jennifer Anniston nominated for a Razzie

January 24, 2011 at 03:53 AM

Oh, those infamous Razzie Awards. This is the one time you don't want your name pulled from the envelope, but also one of the few opportunities that Jennifer Anniston will ever have to win an award.

Jennifer Aniston was nominated for Worst Actress for her role in "The Bounty Hunter." Her counterpart Gerard Butler got a nod on the Actor side.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce finalized on 10/2/2005. Reading the tabloids, you would think this just happened. We suspect that Jennifer Anniston has been trying to keep the divorce in the news to promote her career.

Pitt divorced Aniston because she was disinterested in nocturnal activities. One of Aniston's girl friends, Chelsea Handler, got into the fray recently by denouncing Pitt on her show.

Most of our writers stopped watching Handler. How could she be such a stupid tool to bring up this old divorce?

We are sympathetic to Pitt because we know of sham marriages.  It is usually the wife who is disinterested in sex. One of our writers was married to a woman who was very frisky prior to marriage. Once married, contact was once a month at best.

It was the old "bait and switch" routine.

If you run into a woman or man like this when you are young, go for an annulment or get divorced as quickly as possible.

If you think an asexual man or woman will change, think again.

Ten years ago, one of our writer's daughters was approached by her step father. The step father  later apologized but told his step-daughter that her mother was 'frigid." He had been with his wife twice in the past year.

It is a burden for a sexual person  to be married to an asexual man or woman. There are actually organizations for asexual people who are not interested in sex.

Apparently this is a big problem in Japan. One in three young Japanese males has no interest is sex.

Rightardia thinks that Aniston will always be a B-list TV type of actor.

We expect her to win the Razzie. For some reason, she doesn't have much sex appeal. 

source: http://marriage.about.com/od/entertainmen1/p/bradpitts.htm

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Monday, August 17, 2009

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" - AUGUST 14 2009


 Friday, August 14th, 2009

Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, August 14th, 2009. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.

Even after Obama took time out to painstakingly explain that there were no death panels, Sarah Palin fired back with a resounding ‘nut uh.’

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

It does seem to me a tad ironic that she’s [Sarah Palin] so against killing old people considering she’s the one who smothered the life out of the McCain campaign.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

One way to tell your party is a bunch of pussies is when you are bullied by a chick on Facebook.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding the Democrats and Sarah Palin

We ought to change our motto from E Pluribus Unum to I Am Sam.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding the intelligence of the American people

Michael Vick is back in the NFL. He said today he never killed any dogs. He was merely counseling them on end of life issues.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding the Democrats and Sarah Palin

You have to be either brave or stupid.

- Brad Pitt on why guests appear on “Real Time with Bill Maher”

Don’t you think that having the experience the Clintons went through and understanding that this was going to be controversial, they should have initiated an information campaign upfront so they could have pre-empted many of these arguments, these stories and these falsehoods?

- Anthony Zinni on Obama’s ill-prepared roll out of the new Health Care Bill

Nobody was calling the UK and Canada, who both have free health care or public health care; we weren’t calling them socialists when we were asking them to come help fight a war in Iraq and Afghanistan for freedom and democracy.

- Ashton Kutcher

We have reached a point where the Republican Party is down to such a core that the special interest groups aren’t actually that interested in the Republican Party anymore.

- Ross Douthat

Declaring war on terrorism would have been like Woodrow Wilson declaring war on U-boat attacks. It is a tactic and is ridiculous and so we were chasing the symptom of a greater problem.

- Anthony Zinni

New Rule: Stop acting shocked that a guy who made his living selling chemicals died of a drug overdose. He sold a white powder that solves all your problems really, really fast. The only difference between cocaine and Oxyclean is cocaine worked.

- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment

New Rule: If you’re stuck on a plane that’s not moving for more than five hours, you get to punch a baby.

- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment
This week's guests were General Anthony Zinni, Ashton Kutcher, Ross Douthat, Dana Gould and Brad Pitt.

Posted by Bill Maher at 1:23 AM

source: http://therealbillmaher.blogspot.com/


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