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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Mittens advocates the Mobile Ownership Society


To get the economy restarted, Mittens is advocating the Mobile Ownership Society. He plans to accelerate auto sales by passing  laws which encourage banks to accelerate auto loans by relaxing credit requirements.

The goal of the mobile ownership society is to increase auto ownership.The banks will then be able to sell the auto loan papers to hedge funds like Bain capital who will bundle the loans together to sell them as derivatives both at home and abroad.

The objective of the Mobile Ownership Society is to help every man and women in the US over the age of 18 own a car.

But not just small rice burners form Japan. No, these will be luxury cars that were heretofore beyond the grasp of the ordinary Americans.

In the Mobile ownership society, Americans will own Cadillacs, Lincoln Continentals, Roll Royces, Bentley  Mercedes Benzes and Jaguars.

This will stimulate the economy and new ways and make every adult American a property owner which will help rebuild the conservative American dream for America.

How could this conservative approach possibly go wrong?

At worst case, a mobile owner might get their car repossessed.

If Greece, Spain or Italy gets stuck with these worthless derivatives, well, that is there problem, now isn't it.

Somehow this Republican plan seems very familiar.

graphic: http://www.theseventhsun.com/0307_ownSociety2.htm

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