Tuesday, May 1, 2012

FLS: Satan was a Lexus SUV

The Biblical version of Satan/Lucifer is not really some scarlet-clad dude with a pointed stick tormenting lost souls in the fiery pits. He was actually the most beautiful of God's cherubs: the perfect being.

This "perfection" meant he had (depending on which part of the Bible you're reading) four/six 8-foot wings, each with extra hands beneath them to "carry things". He had four faces/heads, either man-cherub-eagle-lion or man-ox-lion-eagle.

His body was entirely covered with eyes, even the wings, and he adorned himself with precious stones.

He was 18 feet tall.

He also had "whirring wheels". Satan was clearly an SUV.

source: Far left side, Mike Stanfil
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