The long awaited Christian Rapture will begin shortly . That is, if the mathematical calculations of Family Radio‘s prophet in chief, 89 year old Harold Egbert Camping are correct.
By now, everyone knows the biblethumpers are proclaiming that this
Saturday, 21 May 2011, will be The Rapture -- The Second Coming -- The
End of This World.
I'm skeptical, to say the least.
No more.
Now I'm a believer.
Why the conversion?
This morning, Sweet Thing put on a pot of black-eyed peas and ham hock
to cook for supper. My job, later in the day, was to cook the collard
greens and cornbread.
When I opened my 48-inch built-in SubZero refrigerator to retrieve the
buttermilk for the cornbread, I noticed something. In the
refrigerator are three half-gallons of milk -- whole mile, skim milk,
and buttermilk.
Each of them has the same expiration date: 21 MAY 2011.
I'm a believer.
source:
Newsgroups: alt.politics
From: Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names Date: Mon, 16 May 2011 17:56:14 -040
Subject: Maybe these biblethumpers are onto something after all!!!
Subject: Maybe these biblethumpers are onto something after all!!!
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1 comment:
This photo suggests that the world will end when the Mayan calendar runs out. I doubt that a humanist put up this billboard.
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