The Onion's newest hottie: Brooke Alvarez

There are some interesting pictures of the latest Onion newscaster on the Internet. Rightardia is aware that Brooke may have some tattoos.

Guess where the two cherry tattoos are?

Brooke has also written a book and it clear to Rightardia that she deserves the Noble prize!

As her Onion biography  explains:

As the host of FactZone, Brooke Alvarez is one of the world's most recognizable news figures. 

Growing up in Russia, Brooke dreamed of being famous and powerful. 

She emigrated to U.S., erased all trace of her Russian accent within three weeks, and began her systematic ascent to the top of the news industry. 

The details of this rapid climb through the various lesser networks to end up at the Onion News Network was the subject of "The Devil Incarnate" a book refuted by Brooke as "the pathetic scrawlings of a bitter and jealous acne-scarred half-reporter."

The half-reporter is rumoured to be Gretchen Carlson. 

BTW. Brooke Alvarez is a stage name. Her real name is  Suzanne Sena.

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