New GOP presidential hopeful, Strom Pagean
We had heard though a special RNC contact that attempts to reanimate Ronald Reagan were unsuccessful. The Zomby Ron project has been abandoned.
However, using DNA from Ronald Reagan and Sarah Palin, the RNC was able to create a chimera named Strom Pagean (pronounced pa-gan).
Political observers say Strom is a gay man is his late 40's who will appeal to Log Cabin Republicans and GOPROUD.
Strom like to be in front of the camera and say "progress is our most important product." He wants to visit California and Alaska as soon as possible.
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