Sunday, May 2, 2010

10 reasons for voting Republican in 2010

  1. You like to pay twice as much for health insurance as the rest of the world does.
  2. You think the rich deserve tax cuts more than the middle class because you miss all of that 'trickle down ' cash.
  3. You think the economy will fail because the US is not starting any new wars.
  4. You think your family will be better off if Republican politicians, who work for corporations, are in power.
  5. You trust the government less than the corporation who laid you off or the bank who tried to foreclose on your sub prime mortgage.
  6. You like Sarah Palin and her “drill, baby drill” slogan even though the US just suffered its worst environmental disaster in history in the Gulf of Mexico when A BP oil rig exploded.
  7. Although you are unemployed and face foreclosure next month, you think Arizona immigration is a more important issue than the collapse of the US economy and US worker unemployment.
  8. You think there may be constitutional issues with a black man being President of the United States.
  9. You were really offended when Speaker Nancy Pelosi called George W. Bush “an incompetent leader.”
  10. You think 66 weeks is more than enough time for Obama and the federal government to fix the economic train-wreck that the Bush administration created in the previous 8 years.
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