Thursday, December 31, 2009

Democratic Underground: So Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to Hell . . .

Edited on Thu Apr-15-04 06:47 PM by joefree1

So Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to Hell. Its horrible. Burning fires. Hot bubbling lava! Incredible pain! No Oxycontin. He looks over and sees George W. Bush having sex with a beautiful woman. Non-stop, sweaty, constant, back-breaking sex.

So the next time Satan is going by on an inspection tour, Rush complains. "This sucks! I have to suffer for all eternity, and that White House squatting frat boy gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

The Devil replied, "Who are you to question my punishment of that woman?"

Got anymore?

"If you have no enemies, it is a sign fortune has forgot you."
- Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661)


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