Orly Taitz is a terrible lawyer but great in bed

 Low marks in the courtroom, high marks in the bedroom

Lucas Smith, a fellow conspiracy theorist who Taitz identified in her lawsuit as the discoverer of Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, gave his statement to the Orange County Register. This statement was included as an affidavit in the recent court case in which Orly Taitz represented Capitan Pamela Barnett.


IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE CENTRAL DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA (SOUTHERN DIVISION - SANTA ANA)


CAPTAIN PAMELA BARNETT, et al.,


Plaintiffs,
Civil vs.


Action: SACVO9-00082-DOC (Anx)

28 U.S.C. 8L746 DECLARATION OF

LUCAS DANIEL SMITH

(snip) Charles Lincoln lll also talks openly about his illicit sexual affair with married woman Orly Taitz.

Mr Lincoln told me, (this is verbatim, not paraphrased) "My relationship with Orly is definitely a problem in my life. She's crazy. She's a bitch. In fact she's a crazy bitch, but her bitchy craziness is for whatever reason right for me in a lot of ways.

And honestly, I think Ben Franklin must have been a very smart fellow. He always recommended older women as lovers (Google it: some fairly funny stuff that the guy on the 100 bill wrote when he was 40, in 1745, 31 years before the Declaration of Independence . . .

Orly's better in bed than 99% of the much younger girls I've ever met: you name it, hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I've ever met in fact. Her only limitation is on kinkiness: she won't even bite or let me bite her. Maybe that's part of her craziness---she is very straightlaced, conservative, "normal" and for that reason never "got enough" when she was younger and always had to channel it to other things, and now she's finally cheating on her husband and totally wants to let loose but doesn't quite know how....."

source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/birther-lawsuit-witnesses_n_355550.html

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