Michael Steele wants a 'brand new box' for the American electorate

Michael Steele, the esteemed leader of the RNC, contracted with a large
construction company to design a new box for the American electorate. He
indicated the old box is no longer working and women, students, blacks,
and Hispanics are leaving the old GOP box in droves.

"In the past." said Steele, "lots of Americans liked the box we created for
them. They liked the limited government, the low taxes, the sexual
abstinence and chastity rings, and religion." Rightardia overheard Michael Steele saying the electorate discovered that most GOP leaders only gave lip service to the old box.

"Once we have a new box, we will be able to put a lot of Americans back
in it," emphasized Steele.

Steele and other top ranking Republicans indicated
they prefer “in the box' types over the more free thinking Democrats. "We like the
Ditto heads, the NASCAR folks, evangelicals and other conformist
Americans who are not particularly bright. This is always the base who
the GOP has appealed to,” explained Steele. "This is the basis of our
class warfare strategy we have used against the middle class and the
poor."

Rush Limbaugh indicated that this was the fist thing he had heard from
Obama Jr. that he agreed with. "We need people in the GOP box who
respect authority," said El Rushbo, Most of these people have a
pronounced authoritarian streak. They understand the importance of 'my
way or the highway.'

The Republicans are expected to have the new box in two to three months.
The GOP is still trying to determine what to put 'in the box' to get
Americans to hop back into it.