(Atlantic City) The Republican Party was evicted from the posh gated Park Place hotel community on Fantasy Island. Court records indicate that the Republican national Committee (RNC) had a sub prime mortgage from Countrywide Financial that had been in arrears for the past six months.
A large yacht that is believed to have been owned by Bernie Madoff pulled up to the GOP penthouse and loaded all of the RNC members who were led by RNC chairman, Michael Steele. The Madoff yacht is now named the USS Minnow.
Steele indicated that GOP fund raising was abysmal and the Republican Party could no longer pay the mortgage which had a big balloon on the adjustable rate mortgage(ARM). Steele said that Republicans are starting to understand the plight of the average American which will help them in the 2010 elections.
Park Place is a street in Atlantic City, New Jersey whose that is occupied by the Bally's Atlantic City casino and hotel. It is also one of the streets featured on the Parker Brothers board game Monopoly (game). Micheal Steel was aware of the irony of being evicted from Park Place.
A large yacht that is believed to have been owned by Bernie Madoff pulled up to the GOP penthouse and loaded all of the RNC members who were led by RNC chairman, Michael Steele. The Madoff yacht is now named the USS Minnow.
Steele indicated that GOP fund raising was abysmal and the Republican Party could no longer pay the mortgage which had a big balloon on the adjustable rate mortgage(ARM). Steele said that Republicans are starting to understand the plight of the average American which will help them in the 2010 elections.
Park Place is a street in Atlantic City, New Jersey whose that is occupied by the Bally's Atlantic City casino and hotel. It is also one of the streets featured on the Parker Brothers board game Monopoly (game). Micheal Steel was aware of the irony of being evicted from Park Place.
Yes, said Steele, the GOP doesn't get to pass “GO this time.
Asked where the RNC would relocate. Steele said he didn't know. He indicated the rogue GOP Resurgent Republic was planning Town Hall meetings outside of the auspices of the RNC.
This is a dark time for the GOP, said Steele. “We are going out to sea to have a secret strategy meeting.”
“We need to leave right away because a terrible storm is approaching,” emphasized Steele.
As Rightardia waved good-bye ominous clouds were approaching. When would see Michael Steele make a political statement again?
Next episode: The GOP Yacht gets stranded on a small island somewhere out in the Atlantic. We get to meet the cast of the Republicans Island TV series: the eccentric millionaire Michael Steele, Skipper Mitt Romney, Professor Newt Gingrich, the actress Sarah Palin and the beauty contestant, Carrie Prejean and, of course, the star of the show, Michele Bachmann, as Bachagain.
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