Rand Paul may be inelgible to be president

Rightardia recently discovered that Rand Paul is not fully human. He is part hobbit and part human, a rare hybrid that Hobbits call halflings.

Lat month Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) mocked members of the conservative grassroots movement as “Tea-Party hobbits.”

Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky) responded: 

I’d rather be a hobbit than a troll.

This exactly what a hobbit would say because hobbits and trolls are mortal enemies.

Rightardia used the Hobbit name generator to reveal Rand Paul's real name. It is

Marroc “Panky“ Sandydowns

Paul's hobbit friends referred to him as Panky because he was always involved on some sort of hanky panky in the Middle Earth.

In fact, one of his biggest pranks was his religious “Aqua Buddha“ movement. He even kidnapped a female hobbit and tried to convert her to Aqua Buddhism.

Can Rand Paul run for president since he was not even born in country like Kenya? Since he was born in the Middle Earth, legal scholars say he will not have “birthright citizenship” under the 14^th amendment and public law (8 U.S.C. § 1401). 

Rand Paul needs to produce his birth certificate before his candidacy goes any further.

Paul even got a Middle Earth endorsement form Smaug, Smaug is the evil dragon from The Hobbit. 

Smaug appeared on The Colbert Report, displaying a broad range of conservative views. The Dragon stated America should go back to the gold standard, a view he shares with Rand Paul.

Smaug also an advocate of Florida’s controversial stand-your-ground law, citing his experience with the thief, Bilbo Baggins.

How would you feel is someone wearing a hoodie broke into your cave?

The Dragon noted Rand Pails short stature (5'8“) is tall for a hobbit. But his pubescent face and pubic head of hair are classic hobbit good looks.

sources:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0711/60151.html

http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/index.php

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/the-hobbits-smaug-endorses-rand-paul-for-president/

http://www.rawstory.com/2014/12/benedict-cumberbatch-tells-stephen-colbert-his-hobbit-character-smaug-is-voting-for-rand-paul/

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Funny or Die! Don't sell out, America

Don't Sell Out, America! from Jordan Peele

The  latest ABC News/Washington Post poll finds that 80 percent of Americans oppose the Supreme Court ruling tha overturned the McCain-Feingold Act including 65 percent who “strongly” oppose it, an unusually high intensity of sentiment. 
 
Seventy-two percent of those polled support the idea of a legislative workaround to try to reinstate the limits the court lifted. 

The bipartisan nature of these views is striking in these largely partisan times. The court’s ruling is opposed, respectively, by 76, 81 and 85 percent of Republicans, independents and Democrats; and by 73, 85 and 86 percent of conservatives, moderates and liberals. 

Majorities in all these groups, ranging from 58 to 73 percent, not only oppose the ruling but feel strongly about it. 

Even among people who agree at least somewhat with the Tea Party movement, which advocates less government regulation, 73 percent oppose the high court’s rejection of the McCain-Feingold Act.  

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The President doesn't follow the US Constitution?

Hats off to Sen. John McCain for setting one of his town hall meeting attendees  straight on the US Constitition.

President Obama  is a constitutional lawyer who understands the US Constitution a lot better than  George W. Bush ever did.

Three different people have confirmed that George W. Bush said: 

"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed back. "It's just a goddamned piece of paper!" 


Obama never circumvented the FISA court and bugged the Internet. He didn't lie to Congress and the American people about WMDs in iraq. He didn't violate United States Code on torture. He didn't authorize executive assassination teams that violates US law and executive orders.

Are these Birthers, Astroturfers and Tea Baggers as stupid as the women in following video? Apparently so or they wouldn't be booing Senator McCain. Bill Maher is right. There are some very stupid people in the US.



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Senate beats back the Dogs of War

President Obama won a major victory in the Senate Tuesday in a dogfight that has major, long-term implications for his agenda.


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The Senate, by a vote of 58-40, approved an amendment proposed by Armed Services Committee Chairman Carl Levin (D-Mich.) to strip $1.75 billion in funding for the F-22 fighter. Levin worked hand in hand to kill the F-22 money with Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.).

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