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Sunday, December 18, 2011

King Mittens I

A king needs a palace

Mitt Romney claimed as a Mormon missionary he too had known hard times. Newt's father, George Romney, has been  the chairman and CEO of American Motors Corporation from 1954 to 1962. 

A day after after Mitt casually offered a $10,000 bet to Rick Perry, Mr Romney told his supporters about his austerity as a missionary in France, using a bucket for a lavatory and a hose for a shower.

Romney added:

You’re not living high on the hog at that kind of level.

But Mittens actually spent most of his 30-month mission in a Paris mansion described by fellow American missionaries to The Daily Telegraph as “palace”. It featured stained glass windows, chandeliers, and an extensive art collection. It was staffed by two servants. 

"Austerity," of course, is relative when you are a one per center. Sipping champagne and snacking on Brie is hard time for a one per center.

All hail King Mittens I, the Sissy King! 

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