Sunday, December 19, 2010

Birther News: Sarah Palin was born in Canada

Rightardia tried to research the Sarah Palin birth certificate  and could only find this Canadian Certificate of Live Birth (COLB).

It is obvious to most Americans that English is not Bible Spice's first language. She speak some sort of Aryan tongue, possibly Ivonics or Palinese .

Now we know how she was able to cross the Canadian border to get medical care. It was her birthright to get Canadian Health Care since she was born in the Yukon.

"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada," Palin said in her first Canadian appearance since stepping down as governor of Alaska. "And I think now, isn't that ironic?"


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