Rightardia's Season 12 Dancing with the Stars fantasy nominees

1. Florence Rhodes--She was the dancer who did the opening dances in Dirty Dancing and played Penny Johnson, the dance Instructor. She is married to Richard Marx. 
2. Heidi Montag--She is the celubutante reality startlet known more for her plastic surgery work than anything else.
3. Jillian Micheals--the personal trainer for "The Biggest Losers" she will have the stamina to make it to the finals.

4. Christine O'Donnell--This defeated wingnut needs a job. Perhaps the Tea Baggers will carry her into the finals like they did Bristol Palin.
5. Joe Montana--It would be nice to see the legendary quarterback back in the lime light
6. Paris Hilton--This will never happen, but it would be fun to see a rich bitch compete in something. 
7. Lindsey Lohan--She needs a job badly. Most likely to fall off the wagon early and be dropped form the show. She needs redemption. This might be her last chance.

8. Sugar Ray Leonard--the legendary boxer will be a crowd pleaser.
9. Shaun White--the Flying Tomato--another fine athlete that could go the distance.

10. Carrot Top--Rightardia can't even imagine what some of his dance routines would be like.

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