Callista was right

I told Newt not to run. Now all our donors to Newt, Inc. are abandoning us and Newt and I are back in bankruptcy court. 


Newt wants me to sell some of my Tiffany's bling, but that is way over the line. I'll have to find another husband who can support my lifestyle. 


Newt and I will be heading to divorce court after the bankruptcies. 

If you think this scenario is far fetched, it isn't. Against the advice of his campaign advisers, Newt took his wife on a luxury cruise to Greece during the presidential campaign "to save his marriage." Callsita was opposed to Newt's primary run for president.

Rightardia suspects that the Tiffany's scandal also alienated Newt's contributors.

Newt also tried to sell his confidential donor list to raise cash.

Callista was right. Newt should have never run for president. It was a long shot and his undoing.

Speaking about Shadenfreude! This couldn't happen to anyone who deserved it more than the Newster.

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Fox News: Newt's infidelity will make him a better president

A psychiatrist who works for Fox news suggests Gingrich's infidelity is a positive that would make him a better president. This is same man who condemned Chaz Bono on "Dancing with the Stars" because it might cause children to reconsider their sexuality. Albow concluded:

When three women want to sign on for life with a man who is now running for president, I worry more about whether we’ll be clamoring for a third Gingrich term, not whether we’ll want to let him go after one.

Albow wrote the column after Marianne Gingrich told ABC news that The Newster wanted an "open marriage" with a Chevrolet while being taken care of by a Jaguar mistress.

Albow apparently missed the news that the Newster was having problems with Callista and that he opened a $1.5 million credit account with Tiffany's so she wouldn't object to his run for president.

Against the advice of his old campaign staff, The Newster also took Callista on an expensive luxury cruise to Greece in April.

He told has campaign staff that it was either take his wife on the cruise or that we he would have to look for a fourth wife.

The Newter is paying dearly for his Jaguar wife. He should have stuck with the Chevrolet.

source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/21/keith-ablow-fox-news-newt-gingrich-marriages_n_1220761.html

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