Mitt Romney wants to put ads on Big Bird. PBS gets a small federal subsidy to operate which the GOP always has a fit over.
If you make PBS more commercial, it will be come beholden to advertisers that will influence content.
Big Bird will be required to fly advertising banners over the city.
The Count will have to get a job as an accountant.
The Cookie Monster will have to get endorsements from the Keebler elves.
The Cookie Monster will have to get out of consumption and into production.
That shiftless Oscar the Grouch will have to become a garbage man and get off of his can!
Sam the American Eagle will have to get a job with Fox News.
Mittens, the venture capitalist, will get these characters off of welfare and into the private sector. Some of them will be fired to cut costs.
Pink slips are coming!
That's the way the 1 per centers like Mitt do things.
graphic courtesy of Pavlovian Obeisiance
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Thursday, December 29, 2011
Mittens wants to get Big Bird off of welfare
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