Newt is the Lady Gaga of politicians

Lady Gaga is not an attractive woman. Her face is ordinary and she has large hips. She is nothing special to look at.

But add makeup, brilliant costuming, action, innovative music and a little dance  and she is is sensation.

Lady Gaga is certainly one of the most amusing and creative talents in the music business, even if she is not a raving beauty queen.

Newt is an overweight aging politico. Chris Mathews has likened his appearance to that of Satan. But Newt is inventive, even if wildly of the mark.

Look at some of Newt's headlines:

Newt Gingrich Likens Himself To 'Braveheart' , the movie about a Scottish leader and revolutionary. 


Gingrich Prepares Romney Critique, Says Mandate Leads To 'Socialized Medicine.' This is dig at the affordable Health Care Act. Newt supported Obomney Care in Massachusetts. 

Callista and Newt  in 1997

Newt Gingrich: 'Lies' Told About Wife Callista Are 'Not Fair.' The information that Mitt paid off his wife with Tiffany's jewelry came from his old campaign staff which explained the $ one million line of credit Newt had with Tiffany's Jewelers. Callista had not wanted Mitt to run for president. 


Newt's former campaign advisers also told Mitt not to take a luxury cruise to Greece in April either. Mitt said he needed the cruise to save his marriage or he would have to find a forth wife. 

Was the media attacking Callista? Hardly, Newt made the decision to give Callista expensive jewelry and go on the cruise. Callista isn't running for office! 


Congressional Budget Office Is 'A Reactionary Socialist Institution'  Accountants and number crunchers are known for their socialist tendencies, aren't they?

Newt called the CBO as "a reactionary socialist institution which does not believe in economic growth, does not believe in innovation and does not believe in data that it has not internally generated."

That agency, which in its own words is "nonpartisan, The CBO and the president's Office of Management and Budget (OMB) are there to predict the economic consequences of new laws and tax changes. The two agencies often have starkly different predictions.

Will the GOP nominate Newt for president. Rightardia hopes so. It would assure the election of Obama.

We suspect Newt is the GOP flavor of the month: heavenly rehash. We suspect the Steady Eddie, Mitt Romney will get the nomination. We can't imagine Republicans supporting a "Lady Gaga" candidate.

But there are now a lot of crazies in the GOP, so who knows?

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