Michele Bachmann to chair Zombie Apocalypse Committee

Washington, DC (ParodyWire) - Under pressure for appointing what many saw as a token  woman to lead the House Administration Committee, John Boehner appointed Michele Bachmann chair to the coveted Zombie Apocalypse Committee.  "The idea came to me during the House Halloween party.  Michele was dressed as Vampira, and her husband Marcus as Tor Johnson.  You know that Plan 9 look.  Of course, Marcus looked more like Liberace than Tor. Heh.  Anyway, that's all I remember before I blacked out from drinking a half gallon of bourbon," said Boehner.

source: Internet Weekly

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The Zombie Apocalypse is imminent

The anti-Christ is supposed to have the blood of a jackal so these two would be perfect candidates for parents.

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