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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Funny or Die!: Michele Bachmann, the crazy comedian




Michele Bachmann made some very good jokes about how God was punishing us for raising the debt ceiling and having abortions and making gay marriage legal by sending Hurricane Irene at us and causing a earthquake on the East Coast. 


This is  hilarious right wing humor at its best. 

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

NMA: Move over Palin, Bachmann's in town


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Sarah Palin was supposed to be the Tea Party's choice for Republican presidential candidate. But now it has a new darling -- Michelle Bachmann. Bachmann's hard-right conservativism is winning over evangelical Republicans. She now leads the Iowa straw poll. Although Bachmann is now running as a fiscal conservative, she was once best known as a social conservative activist, comparing homosexuality to Satan.

Her husband is a therapist that performs gay to straight conversions upon request. Sex advice columnist Dan Savage is enraged by the Bachmanns. He insists that Marcus Bachmann is secretly gay. The question is, if Michelle Bachmann does get the Republican nomination, is she electable?




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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Huffington Post: Michelle Bachmann has the spirit of a serial killer



In Waterloo, Iowa Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) emphasized she has "the spirit" of John Wayne. Bachmann said:

Well, what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too.

The Washington Times noted the John Wayne with roots in Waterloo is John Wayne Gacy, a serial killer who was executed after being convicted of 33 murders in 1994.

John Wayne -- the late B movie star -- was born in Winterset, Iowa, 


John Wayne was a conservative icon, but he was also a draft dodger during World War 2 according to The Straight Dope. 


While our GIs were fighting the Japanese in the Pacific and the Nazis in Europe, Wayne was having a torrid affair with a Mexican beauty while he was still married. 


Source: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1055/was-john-wayne-a-draft-dodger

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Bachmann emerges as the the Alpha Evangelical in NH


Michelle Bachmman became the alpha Evangelical after the New Hampshire debates. Palin took her "One Nation" bus tour back home to Alaska. The Quitter Queen quit one more time.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Humor Gazette: Michele Bachman had to be a history major



Rightardia added the bat because we are so used to seeing it with Michele.



This is presidential material, folks. Michael has replaced Sarah Palin as the darling of the Tea Party. 

At least the Humor Gazetter didn't put bats around Bachmann like most Democratic artists do.

Why do they do that?

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Urantian Sojourn: Michele Bachman goes Goth

 Michele Bachman''s new Goth disguise

Huffington Post’s Nick Wing reported Wednesday that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently announced her opposition to the Transportation Security Administration’s(TSA) full-body scanners, due to worries that after being screened, “naked pictures” of herself could somehow end up on the Internet . . .

According to Minn Post, Bachmann planned on “opting out” of such security procedures in order to avoid the possibility that such “disgusting images" could end up online.”

Aw, cmon, Michele, your body isn't that bad even after you weaned your five children! 

Bachmann’s spokesperson distributed the above photograph of her in a “Goth” disguise to the Tea Party goers. The Congresswoman felt would make it “…virtually impossible” for her many “socialist enemies” to recognize her.

Ms Emily Beachem, who attended the Tea and Fritter Party, thought the Congresswoman’s tatts were “awesome,” and vowed to put them on the internet as soon as she got home.

The Tea Partier also said that Jesse James had called Bachmann when he saw her new look and wanted a date.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

POLITICO.com: Michele Bachmann appointed to the inteligence panel

By JONATHAN ALLEN | 12/17/10 6:50 PM EST Updated: 12/18/10 9:51 AM EST

Rep. Michele Bachmann, one of the daffiest conservatives in the House, has won an appointment to the secretive House Intelligence Committee.

The move by incoming Speaker John Boehner to put Bachmann on the panel surprised many Republicans.

 It doesn't surprise Rightardia. Such an appointment would force Bachman to "maintain low tones."


Bachmann once suggested that Congress should investigate whether Democratic lawmakers were pro- or anti-America,

She's been an MSNBC cable TV favourite because of her outrageous and often absurd statements.

Members of the Intelligence panel receive classified briefings in a secure conference room in the Capitol, and are sworn to secrecy about most of the committee's activities.

Rightardia thinks the new speaker knew exactly what he was doing when he put Bachmann on the intelligence committee. One Republican said:

If you're looking for media and controversy, that's not the committee to be on. 


Well, it looks like the intelligence panel finally got that little old lady in tennis shoes they have been talking about for years. 


source: http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-1218-rutten-20101218,0,3912591.column

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Newys.com: Crazy Michelle Forms House Tea Party Caucus

 
July 18, 2010 (2:05)

The House Administration Committee has approved Minnesota Representative Michelle Bachmann’s request to form a House Tea Party Caucus.

This is bad timing for Rep. Bachmann with all of the charges of racism against the Tea Party.

Everett Wilkinson, coordinator of the South Florida chapter of the influential Tea Party Patriots umbrella group is not excited about some Tea party Groups that contain salaried employees who are primarily concerned with fund raising.



His group’s local coordinators voted not to associate with either the Tea Party Express or the federation because, as Wikinson puts it, those groups “aren’t holding meetings in local restaurants across the country to plan local rallies.

They’re the people who are drawing salaries and are sending out e-mails asking for money.” 

But Minority Leader John Boehner won’t have his name on the caucus list.

And Virginia Rep. Eric Cantor and his chief deputy, Rep. Kevin McCarthy of California — known as “Young Guns” for the GOP — are undecided.

The GOP is a back room type of organization that is run like a corporation. It has never been a strong proponent of a grass roots organizations like the Tea Party because that would diluete the excutuve power of the Republican political insiders.


We think the GOP brought out its rebrand, the Tea Party, too early and the Tea Bag movement  is fading.

The Democrats had a similar problem with Organizing for America (OFA) with the prolonged one year effort to pass health care. That was too long of a period for many party activists.



Sources:WCCO The Washington Post MSNBC Fox News Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Auto-Tune The News: Bachmann, Boehner and Palin

Auto-Tune The News is a " R&B series" created by musician Michael Gregory. See how many politicians you can identify.



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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Bachmann bemoans Obama's 'gangsta gubermint'


Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann did it again. She opened her big stupid mouth.
“Whoops, I did it again,” said Congressman Bachman, who was regularly featured on MSNBC for her idiotic outbursts.

She has a big problem with the government's involvement with the bankruptcies of GM and Chrysler. She says the forced closure of nearly 2,000 dealers amounts to gangsta' strong-arming.

Speaking on the House floor this week, Bachmann paraphrased conservative columnist Michael Barone:

“Now we've moved into the realm of gangsta' government. We have gangsta' government when the Federal Government has set up a new cartel and private businesses now have to go begging with their hand out to their local--hopefully well politically connected--congressman or their senator so they can buy a peace offering for that local business. Is that the kind of country we are going to have in the future?

We need to call this for what this is, my colleagues. We need to call this for what this is. . . No business is safe when you see the administration appoint czars--car czars, wage czars--there's over 20 czars that have been appointed. And what do those czars do? They bypass the Congress. We are the people's elected representatives; we have been bypassed.”

Bachmann's language was off-the-wall. However, earlier today, a bipartisan group of Representatives -- led by Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) and DCCC Chairman Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.) formally introduced a bill that would halt the dealership closing plan, which has the approval of President Obama's automobile industry restructuring panel.

According to MSNBC, 80 per cent of these auto dealers donate money to the Republican Party. In addition, many have pressured newspapers and other media to suppress criticism of borderline business practices. Local and state auto dealer associations have frequently pulled all advertising from local newspapers and broadcasters when some of their questionable burliness practices were disclosed to the public.The dealer closure will have a bigger effect on the GOP then on the Democratic Party.

Car dealers are a potent political force, contributing more than $9 million to federal candidates for the 2008 elections. It is clear that the decision to close the dealers is an automaker decision that is not being advocated by the federal government.

General Motors and Chrysler told Congress there are too many dealers to support their new operations. The sacrifices must be shared as the manufacturers try to overcome bankruptcy.

GM is aiming for "fewer, stronger brands as well as fewer, stronger dealers," stated GM President Fritz "These are tough times for everyone in the GM family."

Chrysler President James Press said: "Poor performing dealers cost us customers...If they don't sell cars, we don't either."

More than 2,700 dealerships are in line to lose their franchise. Two small-town dealers invited to appear before the committee spoke of the anguish ahead.

The executives of the struggling companies said there are too many dealers, with many often cannibalizing each other for sales. They suggested many of the dealerships date to the 1940s and 1950s, when motorists lived farther apart and Detroit automakers led the world in sales.

Detroit has wanted to get rid of these dealers for decades, but state franchise laws have made this impossible.

After losing customers for decades and losing market share to foreign competitors, the two automakers said their companies need to scale back all their operations to become leaner to become profitable again.

Chrysler is expected to emerge from bankruptcy protection within the next few days. General Motors just filed for Chapter 11 protection and its officials said they hope to be able to emerge as a new company in 60-90 days.

This is the fourth-largest bankruptcy in U.S. history and the largest for an industrial company. The automakers, in response, says taxpayers' investment is best protected by shedding unprofitable operations and strengthening the bottom line as fast as possible.

"It's not our place to change your decision," Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas, told the auto executives. "But it is our place...to make sure that everyone is treated as well as can be in these circumstances."

Chrysler LLC has identified nearly 800 dealerships it plans to close next week, about a quarter of the company's dealership network. Lawmakers complained because dealers received only three weeks' notice.

General Motors told 1,100 dealerships it will not renew their franchise agreements in late 2010 and expects to shed an additional 900 dealerships by selling or discontinuing its Hummer, Pontiac, Saab and Saturn brands. The Hummer brand is being sold to a Chinese company. The Pontiac line has been closed down.

Chrysler dealers have only until June 9 to close down. "That termination date is needed to ensure that our new dealership structure will be firmly in place at or about the time the new company is formed with Fiat, something understandably important to Fiat," Press said. The Supreme Court is allowing the sale to Fiat to proceed.

Chrysler says its departing dealerships have resold or redistributed about 90 percent of their inventory and parts through a company program. The dropped dealers want the Obama administration to give them more time because they have only three weeks to clear them out.

GM is giving its dropped dealers until October 2010 to close.

The third Detroit automaker, Ford Motor Corp., has not filed for bankruptcy protection and has not taken any federal bailout money. It has also not announced widespread dealership closings.

GM and Chrysler also have argued that they both need a strong dealer base in to be successful. Chrysler has said that most of the dealers it is eliminating are unprofitable, don't carry all three brands of Chrysler vehicles, or are located too close to another Chrysler dealer that results in the cannibalization of sales.


www.whnt.com/business/sns-ap-us-meltdown-101-auto-dealers,0,1350171.story

www.politico.com/blogs/glennthrush/0609/Bachmann_bemoans_gangster_government.html